Ann B. Davis 2001 -- A Trash Odyssey -- Results
The 2001 Ann B. Davis Trash Tournament was held on the foggy Central Campus of the University of Michigan on the 14th of January. 14 teams representing various backgrounds, whether still or student or still wishing they were one, came and completed in the finest Trash Tournament held on the Sunday before the third Monday in January anywhere in Washtenaw County. Teams were playing for calendars from the collection of the calendar kiosk from Briarwood Mall, which included such selections as Scooby Doo, Ziggy, Cathy, Dr. Laura and Pop-Up Video. Individual awards included a Macaulay Culkin fan magazine, a cross stitch set in Hebrew, and a labelmaker.
Teams were split into two groups before play started based on past results and team composition. Within those groups, a round-robin was played, with the top four teams in each group advancing to the championship round, while the lower three teams descending into the consolation round, with records against the other teams in your group carrying over. In retrospect, the Jobriath Group definitely proved to be the stronger of the two groups, as they went 15-10 in the afternoon games. Dude, Where's my Gerbil? went a perfect 10-0 to go into the final game, while Fever Dog by Stillwater used their 360-300 preliminary round win against Uri Geller, Superstar to join the Gerbils. Although Fever Dog was able to successfully remove four of the body parts from Sam in the Operation bonus and correctly identified 3 1970's athletes from their afros, the Gerbils prevailed 397-195. A box score of the game may be found later in this document.
I would like to thank Kevin Olmstead, Doug and Amie for their tireless staffing during the tournament since promised help failed to show with their famous voices. I would also like to thank many of the players who staffed on their byes to help the staff shortfall. It has always been my goal with this tournament to bring players in who wish to have a good time and can have fun even if their abilities may not be the best, and I hoped I accomplished that.
Final Standings
|
Team |
Division |
Overall |
Morning |
Afternoon |
Playoff |
PF |
PA |
+15 |
+10 |
-5 |
PTS |
BC |
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|
W |
L |
W |
L |
W |
L |
W |
L |
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|
Dude, Where's my Gerbil? |
Gravey |
11 |
0 |
6 |
0 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
4996 |
1447 |
29 |
119 |
9 |
4996 |
25.75 |
|
Fever Dog |
Jobriath |
8 |
3 |
5 |
1 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
3183 |
2501 |
14 |
93 |
17 |
3183 |
21.14 |
|
Uri Geller |
Jobriath |
8 |
2 |
5 |
1 |
3 |
1 |
2947 |
2240 |
21 |
76 |
13 |
2947 |
22.61 |
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|
Planarian 9 |
Jobriath |
5 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
3 |
2485 |
2172 |
15 |
77 |
18 |
2485 |
18.74 |
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|
Friends of Clyde |
Gravey |
6 |
4 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
2566 |
2067 |
16 |
78 |
16 |
2566 |
19.09 |
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|
O Buzzer, Where Art Thou? |
Jobriath |
5 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
2311 |
2575 |
8 |
74 |
15 |
2311 |
19.25 |
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|
Picture It, Sicily, 1922 |
Gravey |
5 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
3 |
2567 |
2511 |
13 |
83 |
12 |
2567 |
18.16 |
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|
Alanis Coulier |
Gravey |
4 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
1 |
3 |
2071 |
2616 |
12 |
66 |
13 |
2071 |
18.17 |
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|
Smileytown |
Jobriath |
7 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
2558 |
1539 |
6 |
89 |
17 |
2558 |
17.65 |
|
Monkeytown |
Jobriath |
4 |
6 |
1 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1763 |
2272 |
9 |
60 |
10 |
1763 |
16.93 |
|
Love Child of Lynde/Reilly |
Gravey |
4 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1896 |
1862 |
11 |
74 |
13 |
1896 |
13.68 |
|
Geraldo Rivera |
Gravey |
2 |
8 |
1 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
864 |
2985 |
4 |
42 |
14 |
864 |
9.80 |
|
Concrete Donkeys |
Gravey |
2 |
8 |
0 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1183 |
2507 |
7 |
54 |
18 |
1183 |
10.69 |
|
Bug-a-Boo |
Jobriath |
0 |
10 |
0 |
6 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
814 |
2910 |
2 |
41 |
12 |
814 |
9.53 |
Final Game
Dude, Where's My Gerbil? 397, Fever Dog by Stillwater 195 Gerbil 125 117 155 -- 397 Fever Dog 60 90 45 -- 195 Gerbil +15 +10 -5 Fever Dog +15 +10 -5 Rosenberg 0 2 0 Wallace 0 0 0 Sorenson 1 6 1 Barker 1 5 1 Kidder 0 2 0 Shattuck 0 0 1 Coen 0 2 0 Terjimanian 0 1 1 Totals 1 12 1 Totals 1 6 3 Bonus Conversion: Gerbils 13-267=20.54, Fever Dog 7-125=17.86 Jackpot Points: Fever Dog 10, Gerbils 0 Lames: none Attendance: 36 Time of Game: 0:32
Individual Statistics
|
Player |
Team # |
15 |
10 |
-5 |
Points |
PP/23 TH |
|
Barker, Craig |
Fever Dog |
7 |
64 |
10 |
695 |
60.17 |
|
Elitzur, Haggai |
Uri Geller |
9 |
50 |
5 |
610 |
58.10 |
|
Sorenson, Greg |
Dude, Where's my Gerbil? |
12 |
46 |
3 |
625 |
54.11 |
|
Burger, Joe |
Concrete Donkeys |
7 |
50 |
18 |
515 |
49.05 |
|
Vicich, Chris |
Love Child of Lynde/Reilly |
8 |
37 |
3 |
475 |
45.24 |
|
Johnson, Tyler |
Picture It, Sicily, 1922 |
6 |
35 |
3 |
425 |
40.48 |
|
White, Jeremy |
O Buzzer, Where Art Thou? |
4 |
37 |
4 |
410 |
39.05 |
|
Thorsley, David |
Alanis Coulier |
9 |
27 |
7 |
370 |
35.24 |
|
Flaxman, Robert |
Picture It, Sicily, 1922 |
4 |
33 |
4 |
370 |
35.24 |
|
Kidder, Dwight |
Dude, Where's my Gerbil? |
8 |
30 |
3 |
405 |
35.06 |
|
Clevenger, Carey |
Smileytown |
1 |
40 |
10 |
365 |
34.76 |
|
Ker, Bridget |
Monkeytown |
2 |
32 |
3 |
335 |
31.90 |
|
Hovan, Alex |
Friends of Clyde |
5 |
26 |
5 |
310 |
29.52 |
|
Ricci, Dom |
Planarian 9 |
8 |
21 |
6 |
300 |
28.57 |
|
Neuburger, Tim |
Friends of Clyde |
8 |
20 |
6 |
290 |
27.62 |
|
Weiner, Matt |
Smileytown |
3 |
24 |
1 |
280 |
26.67 |
|
Coen, Mark |
Dude, Where's my Gerbil? |
2 |
25 |
1 |
275 |
23.81 |
|
Rosenberg, Chris |
Dude, Where's my Gerbil? |
7 |
18 |
2 |
275 |
23.81 |
|
Blay, Ryan |
Alanis Coulier |
2 |
23 |
4 |
240 |
22.86 |
|
Grote, Doug |
Planarian 9 |
2 |
22 |
3 |
235 |
22.38 |
|
Long, Rob |
Planarian 9 |
5 |
18 |
6 |
225 |
21.43 |
|
Erinjeri, Noel |
Uri Geller |
7 |
13 |
5 |
210 |
20.00 |
|
Newman, Adam |
Love Child of Lynde/Reilly |
1 |
20 |
3 |
200 |
19.05 |
|
Schwengler, Jason |
O Buzzer, Where Art Thou? |
1 |
21 |
6 |
195 |
18.57 |
|
Rooney, Rob |
Bug-a-Boo |
1 |
21 |
6 |
195 |
18.57 |
|
Rosenthal, Jon |
Friends of Clyde |
2 |
16 |
4 |
170 |
16.19 |
|
Mitchell, Anne |
Friends of Clyde |
1 |
16 |
1 |
170 |
16.19 |
|
Bishop, Adam |
Monkeytown |
2 |
14 |
0 |
170 |
16.19 |
|
Stenihauser, Eric |
Smileytown |
2 |
15 |
3 |
165 |
15.71 |
|
Zasowski, Jan |
Geraldo Rivera |
2 |
16 |
7 |
155 |
14.76 |
|
Stahlhut, Julie |
Planarian 9 |
0 |
16 |
3 |
145 |
13.81 |
|
Saffman, John |
Geraldo Rivera |
1 |
13 |
2 |
135 |
12.86 |
|
Pl., Mike |
Monkeytown |
4 |
9 |
4 |
130 |
12.38 |
|
Seputis, Andy |
Bug-a-Boo |
1 |
13 |
3 |
130 |
12.38 |
|
Zymlowski, Geoff |
Alanis Coulier |
1 |
10 |
0 |
115 |
12.17 |
|
Terjimanian, Armen |
Fever Dog |
3 |
12 |
5 |
140 |
12.12 |
|
Moore, Emily |
Uri Geller |
3 |
9 |
3 |
120 |
11.43 |
|
Henderson, Brent |
Love Child of Lynde/Reilly |
0 |
11 |
0 |
110 |
10.48 |
|
Wallace, Dave |
Fever Dog |
2 |
9 |
0 |
120 |
10.39 |
|
Chapman, Brandon |
O Buzzer, Where Art Thou? |
1 |
11 |
4 |
105 |
10.00 |
|
Mauger, Justin |
Picture It, Sicily, 1922 |
2 |
9 |
3 |
105 |
10.00 |
|
Shattuck, Brandy |
Fever Dog |
2 |
8 |
2 |
100 |
8.66 |
|
Sokoloski, Josh |
Smileytown |
0 |
10 |
3 |
85 |
8.10 |
|
Taylor, Chris |
O Buzzer, Where Art Thou? |
2 |
5 |
1 |
75 |
7.14 |
|
Henigan, Mike |
Geraldo Rivera |
0 |
9 |
4 |
70 |
6.67 |
|
Bykowski, Dave |
Uri Geller |
2 |
4 |
0 |
70 |
6.67 |
|
Arestie, Lauren |
Picture It, Sicily, 1922 |
1 |
6 |
2 |
65 |
6.19 |
|
Sorice, Mike |
Love Child of Lynde/Reilly |
2 |
6 |
7 |
55 |
5.24 |
|
Burgess, Jordan |
Bug-a-Boo |
0 |
7 |
3 |
55 |
5.24 |
|
Wong, John |
Monkeytown |
1 |
5 |
3 |
50 |
4.76 |
|
Anjan, Venkat |
Geraldo Rivera |
1 |
4 |
1 |
50 |
4.76 |
|
Burnside, Jessica |
Alanis Coulier |
0 |
6 |
2 |
50 |
4.76 |
|
Haldaman, Jamie |
Concrete Donkeys |
0 |
4 |
0 |
40 |
3.81 |